Friday, 4 February 2011

Happy Birthday Ralph the Police Witch

Happy Birthday to Ralph the Police Witch, who is 112 today. He'll be celebrating by cackling, making special birthday road safety/weather based predictions*, drinking an alcoholic potion of Brains, and as such not riding his broomstick whilst drunken.

*Tonight I must "be careful on the Heads of the Valleys road as it's windy."


  1. That's a cackling cake for Ralph there. Love it! May his broomstick (and not the road) always rise up to meet him. Many Happy Returns, Ralph!

  2. Thanks Kath, The Police Witch sends good weather your way! He has also granted you 10 free road safety predictions, just let me know your number ;)