Monday, 26 April 2010

Two things that happened at the gym tonight

1. I got in a semi-competitive swimming race with a random guy, although I'm not sure he knew he'd entered. He kicked my ass, damn him.

2. I was hit on by the notorious gym sex pest*, who goes by the name 'nipper'. I think that's because he has a smooth head and looks like a baby.  We simultaneously sat in the steam room, but one word responses to his lines fortunately acted as dissuasion, and he left to look for a fresh bikini.

* Has a membership to facilitate looking at girls through baby-like eyes, mostly from the jacuzzi vantage point.

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